JSTARinORBIT
2010-06-28
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It's funny how, no matter how long you're away, like a tape-deck
you simply press play and the same old home-town song starts right up
again the moment you return. It's like you never left.. I mean come
on, the Whole Foods renovation project even looks the EXACT same! I'll
admit that something has definitely changed however, and it's making
my underarms perspire at a shocking rate- it's freaking HOT. But
before I warm heartily passed the 'Welcome to Colorful Colorado!' sign
I did have a couple brilliant climbing days at Wyoming's (once) best
kept secret- Tensleep.

Myself on 'Hellion' 13c way back in '08!! Andy Mann photo.
I say (once) cause unlike two years ago when I first visited, now
you can expect to see others, and at that, you might not get a parking
spot on the weekends. The place has certainly blown up, and for good
reason- it's wicked. I wanted to take Paige straight to the goods, so
we started at the beautiful Sector D'or et Bleu / Grasshopper wall,
home to many of Tensleeps classic pocket cranking vertical 5.13s. I
had managed a quick ascent of perhaps Tensleeps most coveted hard
route, 'Sky Pilot' 13+, on my previous trip, but had yet to sample the
other numerous routes on the wall. I began with 'Rosy Pussytoes' 13b,
feeling confident from the ground, but then BOOM!
immediate-gnarly-crux-bitch-slap. I needed a second try to put this
bouldery thing down. Next I moved to 'Super Mama' 13a, on a striking
section of bright orange limestone with a recently added direct start.
I *barely* managed to onsight this thing, holy crap it's sandbag!!
WHOA. Next door is one of the best on the wall- 'Blue Light Special'
13b, unfortunately that pretty blue color is the result of running
water, and this route, albeit dry, was filthy. I took a burn just
brushing and chalking holds, and dispatched 2nd try- sustained,
brilliant crimping for days.. excellent climb. Paige onsighted a burly
12d called 'Esplanada' and I followed suit, finishing off a great day
at Tensleep.

Moonlight above Tensleep Canyon
The next day we returned to check out 'Sugar Mama' 13c, a
short-lived, but powerful climb to the left of 'Super Mama' that was
also filthy. After cleaning it up a bit and chalking some grips, I
fired it second try. We then wandered over to another wall I had
briefly checked out previous- the Superratic, home to some world class
limestone and some of the canyons hardest. My intention was to try one
of Kevin Wilkinson's new routes next to the amazing 'Hellion' 13c, but
I couldn't help myself but to drop my rope in front of the recently
opened, 'He Biggum Fucked' 14a. This route is a total stunner-
gorgeous. Long, thuggy movement between good pockets with poor feet
characterize the climb, which ascends a golden bulge of near perfect
stone. I sussed the sequential beta on my first try, and fell in the
final crux on my second... feeling a bit worn down, I contemplated
saving it for another day- but couldn't seem to keep my eyes off it,
and went for a third burn- which thankfully resulted in success.
Stoked! I loved this climb.. one of my favorites of the trip, and
unfortunately it would be one of my last..
The following day we moseyed on down to Thermopolis for a dip in
the hot springs and unexpectedly, a wicked hot rod show. The crowds
were hilarious, we got our AMERICA on for sure. Shit, I wore my tank
top and even drank a beer in the park- it was a thorough rest day. We
were planning on spending a couple more days cragging, but the pockets
finally caught up to me and on our next day on I felt some soreness
arrive after a strenuous mono. Paige talked sense into me (once again)
and convinced me to rest. In three tries she skillfully dispatched
'Hellion' 13c, and so we decided to call it good and bail- and so it
ends... six and a half weeks later, we're back in the 'Rado.. after a
killer road trip that took us through almost exclusively new (to us)
terrain and across nearly 5,000 miles of highway. We had a BALL
meeting dozens of awesome individuals, exploring the great North-West
and getting some hard rock climbs done. Thanks again to everyone who
helped us out, pointed us in the right direction, sprayed us down and
put us up- this community kicks ass.

the daily routine back in Terrebonne..

ahhh. Smith. Awesome. Ben Moon Photo
The soreness in my hand dissolved in a day or two, and I've been
climbing ever since we got back. We escaped to the cool temps of Estes
Park almost immediately, where I've been spending my days high above
the valley at Wizards
Gate, repeating killer routes I established last year as well as
adding some new ones (BOLTING! YES!). It always feels good to come
home, but I'll admit I miss the road already- thankfully it won't be
long until I'm off again!

Alpine sport climbing on 'Cloak & Dagger' 13c at Wizards Gate.
Andy Mann Photo