Maple
a strange place for climbing
It's nestled adjacent to a valley where up until 2008 housed
thousands of fucking filthy turkeys
The stench 2 years later is still unbearable!
Sport climbers are just a bunch of lazy mother fuckers
You think that you are better than those
ATV'rs?
Those Jeepin'
Rock Crawl'rs
????? NO you're not!!! You are .........LAZY MUTHER FUCKERS!!!! WAKE
THE FUCK UP! A good
ROCK CRAWLIN' JEEP LOVIN'
friend of mine once enlightened me. He said:
About 5 years ago I was drawn to the endless & inspiring climbing
here in St.George, so I packed up my shit and moved here.
5 years later
I still love it, but
heed my warnings
if you are considering the big move
to this fucked up little town.
WARNING #1!
Fucked up drivers/riders
If you plan on driving anywhere......forget about it! I know i ...
I haven't blogged in awhile cuz blogging is fucking retarded. But I
am bored. So here goes.
I've been spending most of my climbing dazzzze at a cliff
some 20 miles outside of this dump called Mesquite. The place
is such a DUMP that 2 of the
5 casinos sit empty, and are now the home to sagebrush and
transients. This is the same town that Rock & Icecalled ...
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Over time I have became the subject of some
verbal lashings
Once again it has become quit the fashion
99%
of these
insults
come from
"anonymous"
people .....or people with only an
"internet name"
(no "real" profile pics available) None of these people have
ever met me So I did a little res ...
My secret is out. It's kind of a relief in a way. Judge me if you may........
- I glued an undercling one time on the best route in the middle of
fucking nowhere that nobody will ever climb but me. It's called
'Gluey but Gooey Fine Vagine' 5.9++
A little song about a climber who steals gear from other climbersCheck
it.....
